Awayday Legends: FUTTY Joins the Pantheon
After a super-charged, bliss-filled day of singing, eating, drinking, and soaking in it, during which all the Timbers Army boys and girls behaved themselves impeccably, and the Timbers Boys left qwest...
View ArticleMatch Report: Six Straight at Home? Not So Fast.
In college I played a lot of NCAA Football 2004 on PlayStation. I know, I probably wasn’t the coolest kid on campus. But still, I was really good at NCAA 2004. Like multi-year 200-something game...
View ArticleThe Morrison Report – November 29, 2011
Welcome to The Morrison Report. Having settled into the offseason, I wanted to create a semi-frequent place to talk about the goings on around Morrison Street and the MLS. Here we’ll primarily discuss...
View ArticleThe Morrison Report – Going to the Mattresses Edition
At ten o’clock Tuesday morning the Portland Timbers announced that Troy Perkins had been traded to Montreal for Donovan Ricketts. In the wake of the trade, there has been speculation that the Perkins...
View ArticleThe Morrison Report – Complete Coincidence Edition
Not many batted an eye on Monday when Eric Alexander was shipped to New York in exchange for allocation money. Soccer By Ives reported the Timbers received the league minimum $75,000 in allocation for...
View ArticleThe Morrison Report: Five Hundred Twenty-Five Thousand, Six Hundred Minutes...
One year ago today the Portland Timbers hit rock bottom. While there were more embarrassments to come in 2012, five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes ago the Portland Timbers lost to...
View ArticleThe Morrison Report: Coming ‘Round the Mountain Edition
Another Monday. Another rumor about Jose Valencia debunked. Another snarky rebuke from Timbers leadership. Surer that the arrival of the train in “Coming ‘Round the Mountain,” the rumors of...
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